"Oh look at that. My favorite inventor." Maxi kissed him lovingly. "Don't look so smug. I had to."

notyouraveragelaw:

tony-stark-industry:

"You had to?" Tony pulled Maxi into his lap. "Yeah sure." Smirking he kissed him again. "You don’t need some phony excuse to come make out with me. You can do that anytime."

"Tony!" He giggled but let him have his way. There was no point arguing with Tony. Maxi had never been able to say no to him before, why start now? "Did you miss me? Was Peru gorgeous?"

"Peru was perfect. You should come with me next time. I know how much you dig hot weather." Tony pulled him against his chest. "You know you’re going to end up with me? Sleep with all those other guys. Fall in love all you want, but you’re mine." 

"Oh look at that. My favorite inventor." Maxi kissed him lovingly. "Don't look so smug. I had to."

"You had to?" Tony pulled Maxi into his lap. "Yeah sure." Smirking he kissed him again. "You don’t need some phony excuse to come make out with me. You can do that anytime."

laugh-addict:

When the children first meet Count Olaf and Jim Carrey says, “Wait, give me the line again,” was not actually in the script, it was Carrey staying in character and wanting to try it again, but they kept the cameras rolling and felt it worked the way it happened.

via laugh-addict!

grumpysalmon:

Go get em, tiger

grumpysalmon:

Go get em, tiger

thelittleoldfashioned:

"You never get me anything because I don’t need anything. Fine, though. You can buy me a gift." he rolled his eyes playfully and kissed Tony on the nose. "Deal."

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"This isn’t about needing anything it’s about what you want. So tell me? I can get you a new drawing tablet? A really nice one? Or a new bike? I really don’t care about the money, I just want to get you something you’ll love."

the-shield-agents-macrae:

Duncan easily had a good fifty pounds on Stark but allowed himself to be steered towards the bar- anything to keep him happy and make the night go smoothly. “One drink, Stark. I’m still on duty.” He ordered a whiskey and drank half of it in one go. “Go accost some socialite or something, I’m your minder not your date.”

"Minder sounds kind of hilarious." He chuckled. "So I’m guessing you can’t hold your liquor then." Tony ordered a rum and coke sitting in one of the bar stools. "I don’t want to talk to them. I talk to them all the time. I want to talk to you. Mostly because you don’t want to talk to me, and that makes you entertainment."

thelittleoldfashioned:

"It’s an okay holiday. I don’t need a gift, but I’ll tell you what? How about we just go out to dinner. Hm? I just want to spend time with you."

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"Steve I’m getting you a gift. I never get you anything. Let me buy you something nice. Please?" He smiled kissing his cheek. "Then we’ll go out to dinner." Tony promised.

tony-stark-industry:

the-shield-agents-macrae:

"You’re enjoying this far too much, it isn’t decent." Duncan grumbled as he stared out the window. "How long is it? When am I off duty and able to drink?" He knew he had no choice, but compared to commanding an SAS unit this was…

Tony grabbed his arm. “Oh no you don’t.” He chuckled. “You’re my entertainment for the night. There are plenty of people already on the balcony. You’re not the only bodyguard here.” He rolled his eyes. “Now come on. Let’s go get a drink and you can chill out a bit.”

happiest:

can I stay in bed until 2025

jak-the-stripper:

celebrianofimladris:

neveth:

annieandthemotions:

lwaliet:

SMUT FANFICTION IN REAL LIFE

HOLY SHIT ACCURACY

I am compelled to reblog this every time.


it takes serious bros to make a vid like this.

This will be the death of me.